I got reprimanded for smoking my pipe and being a feminist today.

I don't know which one to be more upset about. I got in trouble for smoking my pipe in a public place (it was the wrong "venue"). (Sarcasm voice) Jesus spoke so movingly on the notion that if you are going to sin you should do it in private. (Sarcasm voice - fin) RA's go out drinking and go to parties with alcohol present without any moral problems. I can smoke as long as it's in a cemetary or somewhere that no one will see me. Although I have no moral problem with smoking a pipe (C.S. Lewis did it ... which makes it okay) that doesn't matter. True Christians (trademark, copyright) don't smoke.

"Well, as a child of God you should remove those thoughts and fill your mind instead with the word of God." - an administrator in response to feminism.

Honestly, feminism is the radical notion that women are people. How dare we think such thoughts. I wouldn't be suprised at all if Professor Thomas is brought in for an interogation to see what she is teaching us. We aren't talking modern feminism ... just traditional feminism. (Women are people, they are not property, a woman does not have to get married to be successful, women can go to work and deserve to get paid the same as a man.) Does this really contradict scripture. (Sarcasm voice) I'm going to go find a woman who will submit to my authority and beat her. (Sarcasm voice - fin)