Silly Michael...
...don't you know that the "Rapture" is just a theological construct of the second great awakening that embodies the hopes of Christians everywhere to avoid any serious persecution because, as we all know, God loves us too much to let anything bad happen to us...
...or it's Jesus coming back in a blaze of glory that the whole world will see and fall to their knees and realize that they were wrong all along and repent (but it'll be too late - so they'll burn...)....
...or it's Jesus sneaking back to take out the "real" believers but everybody else will just think it was aliens or something or that maybe the terrorists have some wierd new superweapon that only takes out the churchgoing goody-two-shoes...
...or it's Jesus taking the real beleivers out of the world so that they don't have to suffer through the Great Tribulation - which will leave buses to crash off of bridges and airplanes to drop out of the sky, killing all those heathen masses who are going to hell anyway so why not just end it now...
...or...well, clearly we don't really get the whole Rapture thing, do we? I mean the collective we, of course, not just you and me...because WE get it...um...
Anyway, I had a busy weekend and then Monday was a holiday and Tuesday was my day off...and I HATE checking in on blogs at home because I still have FREAKING dialup...sigh... now that that is off my chest...
...do you wanna talk eschatology?
...or it's Jesus coming back in a blaze of glory that the whole world will see and fall to their knees and realize that they were wrong all along and repent (but it'll be too late - so they'll burn...)....
...or it's Jesus sneaking back to take out the "real" believers but everybody else will just think it was aliens or something or that maybe the terrorists have some wierd new superweapon that only takes out the churchgoing goody-two-shoes......or it's Jesus taking the real beleivers out of the world so that they don't have to suffer through the Great Tribulation - which will leave buses to crash off of bridges and airplanes to drop out of the sky, killing all those heathen masses who are going to hell anyway so why not just end it now...
...or...well, clearly we don't really get the whole Rapture thing, do we? I mean the collective we, of course, not just you and me...because WE get it...um...
Anyway, I had a busy weekend and then Monday was a holiday and Tuesday was my day off...and I HATE checking in on blogs at home because I still have FREAKING dialup...sigh... now that that is off my chest...
...do you wanna talk eschatology?
posted by Pastor Bill at 8:33 AM
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