Spider Pig...for no reason whatsoever...
Must...not...take...the...bait....
D'oh!!!
Once saved always saved? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does that even mean? So, I say the sinner's prayer and then I can go ahead and live my life like nothing has changed?
Once married always married? Um...
Once breathing always breathing? Uh...
Once 19 always 19? Duh...
One of my favorite lines from Paul is "thieves...quit stealing..." heh. Yeah, I know that I'm supposed to do everything I do to honor God, and since I'm a thief, well, I'll steal to the very best of my ability, to God be the glory, and I'll give God ten percent...um...
Is it more about relationship?
I've been offline for almost a month - yet Michael and I have relationship. We are friends. I don't hesitate to tell people about my good friend Michael and all the cool stuff going on in his life. Yet, we haven't had a "real" conversation in, like, a year or something...
It's not like I said the "Michael prayer" one fine day (heh - what would that sound like?) and then never talked to him again - or read his blog posts - or whatever... Relationship is interactive (even at this great distance) and interdependent. It's not something I just claim and then hold on to.
You know - I've "hung out with" Superchic[k] and Whitecross and Scott Krippayne (for those who don't know - these are Christian bands and a Christian artist - oh, and by "hung out with" I mean drove to the airport/hotel/set up and tore down equipment with...heh...) but I can't really call them my friends. I could have 1700 friends on MySpace (heh, I think I have 8) but how many really are?
Oh well...took the bait....
D'oh!!!
Once saved always saved? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does that even mean? So, I say the sinner's prayer and then I can go ahead and live my life like nothing has changed?
Once married always married? Um...
Once breathing always breathing? Uh...
Once 19 always 19? Duh...
One of my favorite lines from Paul is "thieves...quit stealing..." heh. Yeah, I know that I'm supposed to do everything I do to honor God, and since I'm a thief, well, I'll steal to the very best of my ability, to God be the glory, and I'll give God ten percent...um...
Is it more about relationship?
I've been offline for almost a month - yet Michael and I have relationship. We are friends. I don't hesitate to tell people about my good friend Michael and all the cool stuff going on in his life. Yet, we haven't had a "real" conversation in, like, a year or something...
It's not like I said the "Michael prayer" one fine day (heh - what would that sound like?) and then never talked to him again - or read his blog posts - or whatever... Relationship is interactive (even at this great distance) and interdependent. It's not something I just claim and then hold on to.
You know - I've "hung out with" Superchic[k] and Whitecross and Scott Krippayne (for those who don't know - these are Christian bands and a Christian artist - oh, and by "hung out with" I mean drove to the airport/hotel/set up and tore down equipment with...heh...) but I can't really call them my friends. I could have 1700 friends on MySpace (heh, I think I have 8) but how many really are?
Oh well...took the bait....
SPIDER PIG
SPIDER PIG
Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he cant
He's a pig
LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!
posted by Pastor Bill at 9:49 PM
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